It was the best of scarf belts, it was the worst of scarf belts.
Kim Kardashian's shiny slip dress and quilted clutch.
2000s level: Setting your AIM status to I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON %n
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Jessica Simpson's side lace-up denim tunic with matching low-rise fringe shorts.
2000s level: Making sure to burn to a CD-RW instead of just a CD-R.
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Brad Pitt's Kangol bucket hat and embellished button down.
2000s level: Chris Kirkpatrick lip-synching on top of a train.
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Anne Hathaway's floral spaghetti-strap dress and straw purse.
2000s level: Setting your Xanga "currently listening" to Blink-182.
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