Saturday, August 29, 2015

59 People Taylor Swift Will Probably Invite On Stage In Australia

Please welcome to the stage, my mate…

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1. Delta Goodrem.
2. Jess Mauboy.
3. Kylie Minogue.
4. Ruby Rose.
5. The Veronicas.
6. Miranda Kerr.
7. Gabriella Cilmi and Vanessa Amorosi.
8. Rebel Wilson.
9. Bindi Irwin.
10. Olivia Newton John.
11. Dame Edna.
12. Monica Trapaga.
13. Daryl Somers and Ossie Ostrich.
14. Bert Newton and Burgo.
15. Karl Stefanovic and Lee Lin Chin.
16. Mr Clicketty Cane.
17. Plucka Duck.
18. That Hemsworth cousin who was on My Kitchen Rules.
19. Farnsey and Barnsey.

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20. B1 and B2.
21. Irene from Home and Away.
22. Alf Stewart's flamin' galahs.
23. Mike Whitney and Tania Zaetta from Who Dares Wins.
24. A pile of snakes.
25. Former Prime Minister Harold Holt.
26. Captain Feathersword's sword.
27. That guy who's just waiting for a mate.
28. The Australian electrical engineer responsible for the creation of WiFi, John O'Sullivan.
29. Axle Whitehead's scrotum.
30. Madison Avenue's glass of water.
31. Guy Sebastian's fro.
32. The reanimated corpse of the Mr Squiggle puppet.
33. The original "Happy Little Vegemite" kids.
34. The Sydney seal.
35. The man who had his hand up Agro's butt.
36. Skippy the Bush Kangaroo.
37. The robot version of Healthy Harold.
38. The Chk Chk Boom girl and Corey Worthington.


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Friday, August 28, 2015

A Man Known As The "Portland Pooper" Has Been Relieving Himself On People's Lawns

Talk about a shitty situation.

The city of Portland, Oregon, is searching for a man who apparently has a thing for pooping in public places around the city, and it's getting out of control.

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And this isn't any random pooper. It's premeditated, because he CLEARLY has a roll of toilet paper with him everywhere he decides to squat.

And this isn't any random pooper. It's premeditated, because he CLEARLY has a roll of toilet paper with him everywhere he decides to squat.

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He's visited the same office building multiple times in the past month, and not to do that kind of business. Once the owner saw it happening one too many times, he set up a camera and got a crappy surprise.

He's visited the same office building multiple times in the past month, and not to do that kind of business. Once the owner saw it happening one too many times, he set up a camera and got a crappy surprise.

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In an unexpected turn of events, the man turned around and noticed the camera mid-BM. Too bad his face was revealed, and posters of the "Portland Pooper" were made from it.

In an unexpected turn of events, the man turned around and noticed the camera mid-BM. Too bad his face was revealed, and posters of the "Portland Pooper" were made from it.

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