What a difference a decade makes. Inspired by this Reddit thread .
1. Ah, man, I accidentally liked her photo.
2. It's in the cloud with the rest of my data.
3. I store everything in the cloud, don't you?
4. Reblog my selfie.
5. Make sure you put hashtag no filter on that 'gram.
6. Hold on, I'll just take a picture with my phone real quick!
7. I have Angry Birds on my phone.
8. I have over 2,000 followers.
9. My internet is down so I can't watch TV.
10. I dropped a Blackberry on the ground and it shattered.
11. I'll follow you if you follow me; don't worry I don't tweet much.
12. The Wi-Fi password is "PRESIDENTBARACKOBAMA."
13. Let me recharge my cigarette real quick.
14. Oh, and let me recharge my book.