Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Can You Make It Through These Early 2000s Outfits Without Screaming For Mercy?

It was the best of scarf belts, it was the worst of scarf belts.

Kim Kardashian's shiny slip dress and quilted clutch.

Kim Kardashian's shiny slip dress and quilted clutch.

2000s level: Setting your AIM status to I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON %n

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Jessica Simpson's side lace-up denim tunic with matching low-rise fringe shorts.

Jessica Simpson's side lace-up denim tunic with matching low-rise fringe shorts.

2000s level: Making sure to burn to a CD-RW instead of just a CD-R.

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Brad Pitt's Kangol bucket hat and embellished button down.

Brad Pitt's Kangol bucket hat and embellished button down.

2000s level: Chris Kirkpatrick lip-synching on top of a train.

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Anne Hathaway's floral spaghetti-strap dress and straw purse.

Anne Hathaway's floral spaghetti-strap dress and straw purse.

2000s level: Setting your Xanga "currently listening" to Blink-182.

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Tuesday, December 16, 2014

The Story Of Hanukkah, As Told By Sloths

Happy Slothukkah!

So one day, the Second Temple in Jerusalem was looted, services were stopped and Judaism was outlawed. And Jews were like, "WAIT, WHAT?"

So one day, the Second Temple in Jerusalem was looted, services were stopped and Judaism was outlawed. And Jews were like, "WAIT, WHAT?"

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Then in 167 B.C., this dude named Antiochus was like "Yo, I'm going to build a Zeus altar in here, 'cause he's my boy and also you can't do circumcision and I'm going to sacrifice some pigs over there, that chill?"

Then in 167 B.C., this dude named Antiochus was like "Yo, I'm going to build a Zeus altar in here, 'cause he's my boy and also you can't do circumcision and I'm going to sacrifice some pigs over there, that chill?"

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Obviously, this was NOT chill. And in 166 B.C. a Jewish priest, Mattathias was like:

Obviously, this was NOT chill. And in 166 B.C. a Jewish priest, Mattathias was like:

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And he gathered his 5 sons and was like, "Yo, boys. We gotta fight this bullshit."

And he gathered his 5 sons and was like, "Yo, boys. We gotta fight this bullshit."

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