Wednesday, April 30, 2014

26 Friends You Have In Your Twenties

So no one told you life was gonna be this way. *Clapclapclapclap*

The "Married Young and Are Now Real Grown-Ups"

The "Married Young and Are Now Real Grown-Ups"

Defining traits: While you're still sharing an apartment with roommates, these two have a house and a dog.
Why you love them: Theirs was the first wedding you got blackout drunk and sobbed at. They are perfect for each other.
Catchphrase: "Save the date!"

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How Obsessed With Food Are You?

Food is life.


The 31 Most Sarcastic Things That Ever Happened

This post is really terrific. Can’t wait to read it!

This bar sign:

This bar sign:

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This Tumblr exchange:

This Tumblr exchange:

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This quote:

This quote:

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This corporate shade:

This corporate shade:

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What You Think You Look Like Drunk Vs. What You Actually Look Like

Alcohol makes you so awesome. (In your mind.)

What you think like when you're walking: diva strut.

What you think like when you're walking: diva strut.

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What you actually look like:

What you actually look like:

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Dancing: The koolest kat in the place.

Dancing: The koolest kat in the place.

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Reality:

Reality:

Moves so bad, someone names one after you.

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What Should You Do After You Graduate?

This quiz is the only career counselor you need. Trust me.*

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*probably don't trust me


How Many First-World Problems Do You Have?

How real is your struggle?

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Tuesday, April 29, 2014

13 Anti-Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Even If You Don't Want To

Why did the BuzzFeed writer write this post? For your enjoyment. Please love me.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap?

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

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A horse walked into a bar.

A horse walked into a bar.

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Why was the little boy crying?

Why was the little boy crying?

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58 Extremely Disappointing Facts About The Class Of 2018

This is HEARTBREAKING.

In a few short weeks, kids all over the country will be graduating high school as the class of 2014. Let's take a look at the incoming freshman class, the class of 2018. Here's how their experience will be different than yours...

In a few short weeks, kids all over the country will be graduating high school as the class of 2014. Let's take a look at the incoming freshman class, the class of 2018. Here's how their experience will be different than yours...

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1. First off, they were born in 2000 or 2001 and they're graduating in 2018. They're the class of 2018.
2. They've never lived in a world with monthly texting limits.
3. The lyric "shake it like a Polaroid picture" has no meaning to them.
4. They never knew a Destiny's Child with four members. They probably don't know Destiny's Child at all.
5. The Motorola Razr is a museum artifact:

6. Star Wars has never been a trilogy.
7. Eminem could without a doubt be their dad.
8. Or, you know, one of the dudes from Hanson could be their dad.
9. If you say, "You sound like a broken record," chances are they won't understand you.
10. This sound has no meaning:


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Amy Poehler And Paul Rudd's New Movie Is The Ultimate Romantic Comedy

Watch BuzzFeed’s exclusive trailer for Michael Showalter and David Wain’s rom-com skewering They Came Together . The film will be released in theaters and on VOD on June 27.

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Michael Showalter and David Wain — the brilliantly warped minds behind Wet Hot American Summer, Role Models, Wanderlust, and The Ten — are back with They Came Together, which hits theaters and VOD on June 27 and stars Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd as Molly and Joel, a crazy-in-love couple.

The satirical film pays homage to the great rom-coms that have come before, as Molly and Joel recount how they first met (When Harry Met Sally) years earlier — but it was hate at first sight (The Ugly Truth) as his mega-corporation threatened to put her small store out of business (You've Got Mail).

And the skewering of rom-com clichés doesn't stop there, as They Came Together also features dangerous ex-husbands (Safe Haven), tales of modern dating that hit too close to home (Kissing Jessica Stein), a sassy best friend (anything with Judy Greer), a crazy brother (The Break-Up), a wacky grandmother (The Wedding Singer), a judgmental father (Meet The Fockers), and a star-studded supporting cast (Love Actually, He's Just Not That Into You, Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve).

Showalter and Wain excel at puncturing pop culture tropes by marrying the commonplace with the absurd — and judging from hysterical trailer below, this may be their most magnificent union yet.

Watch BuzzFeed's exclusive trailer for They Came Together:

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Emma Stone Took On Jimmy Fallon In A Lip Sync Battle And It Was Epic

There was only ever going to be one winner.

On Monday night, Emma Stone took on Jimmy Fallon in a Lip Sync Battle during her appearance on The Tonight Show

On Monday night, Emma Stone took on Jimmy Fallon in a Lip Sync Battle during her appearance on The Tonight Show

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And it was epic.

And it was epic.

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Fallon kicked off with Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy”.

Fallon kicked off with Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy”.

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It was pretty great.

It was pretty great.

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29 Awkward And Confusing Facts About Every American Desi's Life

“ABCD” isn’t just the beginning of the alphabet, it’s also an identity crisis.

You have two names: the correct pronunciation for your Indian family and friends, and the American-ized pronunciation for everyone else.

You have two names: the correct pronunciation for your Indian family and friends, and the American-ized pronunciation for everyone else.

^ You every time someone turns an Ajay into an "A.J." or an Anamika into an Anna-Meeka.

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You get made fun of for your American accent when you go to India...

You get made fun of for your American accent when you go to India...

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And you're self-conscious about your parents' Indian accents when your American friends come over.

And you're self-conscious about your parents' Indian accents when your American friends come over.

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You have spice-craving Indian taste in a bland American culinary landscape.

You have spice-craving Indian taste in a bland American culinary landscape.

Where nobody makes anything as spicy or delicious as your mom does.

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22 Problems All People With Resting Bitchface Will Understand

I’m not mad, but my face is.

On the inside: You may feel like a bright ray of fucking sunshine.

On the inside: You may feel like a bright ray of fucking sunshine.

LIFE IS GOOD.

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But if you aren't smiling, people assume something is wrong.

But if you aren't smiling, people assume something is wrong.

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And then they start to ask, "What's bugging you?" "What's the problem?" "Are you pissed?"

And then they start to ask, "What's bugging you?" "What's the problem?" "Are you pissed?"

Nothing, nothing, and now I am.

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Or "Why do you look so mad today? Are you mad at ME?!"

Or "Why do you look so mad today? Are you mad at ME?!"

Don't ask me this and I won't be mad, bro.

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I Cannot Stop Watching This Video Of An Ostrich Dancing

You ain’t as fly as my Ostrich.

This bird will steal your girl, flush your allergy medicine, and finish the orange juice in your fridge.

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The most turnt bird in the animal kingdom.

The most turnt bird in the animal kingdom.

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What Kind Of Animal Are You In Bed?

Admit it, you are a total monkey in the sack.


The Hardest "Mean Girls" Quiz You'll Ever Take

Sure, you’ve seen the movie dozens of times, but do you know Kevin Gnapoor’s phone number by heart? No cheating!

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How Many Fast Food Places Have You Actually Dined At?

You may be proud of your result, or ashamed, or a mixture of both. All of those feelings are valid.


Monday, April 28, 2014

13 Texts You Send All The Time Vs. What They Actually Mean

Let’s be real: You’re never actually “five minutes away.”

The drunk text:

The drunk text:

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The lazy text:

The lazy text:

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The "busy" text:

The "busy" text:

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The smelly sink text:

The smelly sink text:

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15 Women And Children Who Look Like Michael Cera

It’s stranger than you think.

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Which Fashion Decade Do You Belong In?

Find out if you’re more flapper or flower power.

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Sunday, April 27, 2014

The 33 Most Unfortunate Typos Of All Time

*full body cringe*

This obituary for Knut, the baby polar bear:

This obituary for Knut, the baby polar bear:

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This headline on a flag disposal story:

This headline on a flag disposal story:

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This banner:

This banner:

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These instructions:

These instructions:

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These Signs Trolling Donald Sterling Are The Best Part Of Today's Clippers Game

It’s OK, you can laugh.

In a recording released yesterday, Sterling allegedly told his girlfriend not to bring her black friends to Clippers games.

Twitter: @JeremySF

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21 Jokes So Stupid They're Actually Funny

HA ha HA ha HA ha HA.

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

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I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog...

I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog...

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